lunes, 28 de enero de 2008
Physics
When in a physical relationship with a 16 year old girl, certain quantum properties prevail. For example, age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesnt matter.
domingo, 27 de enero de 2008
Frase del día
Los hombres son como el vino en barril de roble, entre más viejos mejor se ponen.
Las mujeres, en cambio, son como la leche de caja blanca.
-- Anónima (sí, fue una mujer la que lo dijo).
Las mujeres, en cambio, son como la leche de caja blanca.
-- Anónima (sí, fue una mujer la que lo dijo).
viernes, 25 de enero de 2008
Frase del día
Irish people are essentially Latin people who don't know how to dance - Bono
This is so true... they are good in poetry, music, guerrilla and they are all drunks. Just like Colombia!
Oh my! I ♥ Ireland.
I read it here. Perhaps those mates were just pissed as farts.
This is so true... they are good in poetry, music, guerrilla and they are all drunks. Just like Colombia!
Oh my! I ♥ Ireland.
I read it here. Perhaps those mates were just pissed as farts.
martes, 22 de enero de 2008
Por el messenger
Mr Musculo dice:
lo q quiero es hacerlo costumbre para q cuando tenga 50 años culiar con guilitas de 20
lo q quiero es hacerlo costumbre para q cuando tenga 50 años culiar con guilitas de 20
lunes, 21 de enero de 2008
105 Facts About Me.
105 Facts About Me.
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
Nope, and most likely it'll never happen.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
I think it lasted for about 2 and a half years.
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Knowledge, yesterday.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Of course, and the buttons got screwed. I cannot hang up or dial the digit 3.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Last night. I'm doing it daily nowadays.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Food and clothes. Some years ago sex was also an investment.
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Cup of coffee and an oatmeal cookie for breakfast.
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Face, skin, personality, ass (in that particular order).
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
Where the streets have no name by U2. I love living in a country where the streets have no name ;)
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Banana Republic (also known as the Bolivarian Republic of Costa Rica).
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
Sagrado Corazón de Jesús (Cartago). A ladies' highschool that got all mixed up. Lame education but I got the juice out of it.
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
ICE ICE Baby.
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
Zara.
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
AIS, almost 5 years there.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
No.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
Did it some time ago, to one particular guy who was messing with me. I SMS'd about 1000 phones and 2000 beepers with a message like "Joe is agonizing, please call him at XXX-XXXXX". His phone got jammed for days.
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
Tere's, almost a year ago.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
I'd keep that as my secret, not even my pillow would know.
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
I really couldn't tell.. there's no such thing as one best friend, I have many of them.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Subway (It used to be Taco Bell but I'm on a diet now).
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
"Of course I shave, and I'm also a virgin".
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
That'd have to be my house.
24. CAN YOU COOK?
Yes.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
98 Volkswagen New Beetle.
26. BEST KISSER:
Hard to tell... I do have my favs but I'll keep them for myself.
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
About Christmas 2007.
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Meat. Mostly red meats.
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Disciplined and lucky as hell.
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
It really shows when I like a girl, I'm an obvious guy. And I also happen to have a taste for women so high above me that perhaps I'll die single.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
Bout 12 hours. Those days are totally gone.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
I don't really have one. Perhaps Forest Gump.
34. CAN YOU SING?
Sure!
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
I don't think I've attended to a concert before.
36. LAST KISS?
This morning.
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
300. Those guys are so hot!
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
Peeing.
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
Any beach hotel with all food, drinks and girls included.
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?
Desktop.
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
My brother.
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
Only when I drink a beer, and that's like every 2 months.
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
With them.
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
No one, I'm a lonely guy.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
I don't think so, but distance really is necessary for a relationship to work.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
None.
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Pancakes.
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
About 5 cups a day.
52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
I only eat the whites. I cook 3 or 4 whites every morning.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
Depends on who's talking.
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
María.
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?
María as well.
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?
My phone bill.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?
1.
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
Khakis, green shirt, brown shoes. Casual wear.
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication
Schism by Tool.
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?
I like my PB without J. If I had to pick one anyway, it'd have to be blackberry jelly.
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
On a scale from 1 to 10, I suck.
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Kind of. Let's just say I feel safer on solid ground.
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Chocolate *drool*
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
I love maps. I'm a geo geek.
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'd never eat an unshaved one, I'm picky about cleanliness.
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
No.
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
Nope, and most likely it'll never happen.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
I think it lasted for about 2 and a half years.
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Knowledge, yesterday.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Of course, and the buttons got screwed. I cannot hang up or dial the digit 3.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Last night. I'm doing it daily nowadays.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Food and clothes. Some years ago sex was also an investment.
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Cup of coffee and an oatmeal cookie for breakfast.
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Face, skin, personality, ass (in that particular order).
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
Where the streets have no name by U2. I love living in a country where the streets have no name ;)
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Banana Republic (also known as the Bolivarian Republic of Costa Rica).
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
Sagrado Corazón de Jesús (Cartago). A ladies' highschool that got all mixed up. Lame education but I got the juice out of it.
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
ICE ICE Baby.
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
Zara.
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
AIS, almost 5 years there.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
No.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
Did it some time ago, to one particular guy who was messing with me. I SMS'd about 1000 phones and 2000 beepers with a message like "Joe is agonizing, please call him at XXX-XXXXX". His phone got jammed for days.
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
Tere's, almost a year ago.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
I'd keep that as my secret, not even my pillow would know.
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
I really couldn't tell.. there's no such thing as one best friend, I have many of them.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Subway (It used to be Taco Bell but I'm on a diet now).
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
"Of course I shave, and I'm also a virgin".
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
That'd have to be my house.
24. CAN YOU COOK?
Yes.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
98 Volkswagen New Beetle.
26. BEST KISSER:
Hard to tell... I do have my favs but I'll keep them for myself.
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
About Christmas 2007.
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Meat. Mostly red meats.
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Disciplined and lucky as hell.
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
It really shows when I like a girl, I'm an obvious guy. And I also happen to have a taste for women so high above me that perhaps I'll die single.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
Bout 12 hours. Those days are totally gone.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
I don't really have one. Perhaps Forest Gump.
34. CAN YOU SING?
Sure!
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
I don't think I've attended to a concert before.
36. LAST KISS?
This morning.
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
300. Those guys are so hot!
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
Peeing.
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
Any beach hotel with all food, drinks and girls included.
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?
Desktop.
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
My brother.
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
Only when I drink a beer, and that's like every 2 months.
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
With them.
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
No one, I'm a lonely guy.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
I don't think so, but distance really is necessary for a relationship to work.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
None.
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Pancakes.
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
About 5 cups a day.
52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
I only eat the whites. I cook 3 or 4 whites every morning.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
Depends on who's talking.
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
María.
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?
María as well.
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?
My phone bill.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?
1.
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
Khakis, green shirt, brown shoes. Casual wear.
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication
Schism by Tool.
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?
I like my PB without J. If I had to pick one anyway, it'd have to be blackberry jelly.
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
On a scale from 1 to 10, I suck.
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Kind of. Let's just say I feel safer on solid ground.
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Chocolate *drool*
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
I love maps. I'm a geo geek.
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'd never eat an unshaved one, I'm picky about cleanliness.
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
No.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
It's got to be summer.
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
This morning :D~
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
5:15.
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
When it ends.
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
Some 4 years ago.
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
Cookie.
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
Overrated, but I still like this Sparrow fella.
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
Excercise and study.
78. BIRTHDATE?
Oct 21 1982.
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?
An astronaut. Don't laugh. It's for real.
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?
Not right now.
87. ARE YOU SMILING?
An average of 18.75 times a day. I am smiling now.
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
My mom. All the time.
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
Ireland, drinking beer in a pub with Paul David Hewson and his mates.
91. WHAT HAPPENED TO 91?
Blew up!
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
No, thankfully.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Not right now.
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Apple.
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?
Deep blue.
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?
No.
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?
No.
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?
No.
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
Yes.
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?
No.
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?
All the time, but I'm always alone.
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Yes. Once. I hated it.
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
No.
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
None.
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Post it right here and tell my friends to take a read!
martes, 15 de enero de 2008
About life
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.
lunes, 14 de enero de 2008
viernes, 11 de enero de 2008
lunes, 7 de enero de 2008
Conversación con interno de medicina
YO: y qué, qué has visto?
INTERNO: vaginas, muchas, y he tenido que palpar y palpar.
YO: me imagino que has aprendido mucho (yo pensaba en anatomía y medicina)
INTERNO: claro, me imagino que debe ser rico masturbarse con una vagina.
YO: -_-'
INTERNO: vaginas, muchas, y he tenido que palpar y palpar.
YO: me imagino que has aprendido mucho (yo pensaba en anatomía y medicina)
INTERNO: claro, me imagino que debe ser rico masturbarse con una vagina.
YO: -_-'
viernes, 4 de enero de 2008
Booooooomba!!!
Cherry says:
ayer pase por tu casa y me tiraste una computadora
Cherry says:
hoy me interne
ayer pase por tu casa y me tiraste una computadora
Cherry says:
hoy me interne
jueves, 3 de enero de 2008
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