lunes, 15 de diciembre de 2008

Frase del día

Si no fuera por las mujeres todavía seguiríamos dibujando elefantes en una cueva.

LV.

martes, 2 de diciembre de 2008

Geeksada del día

Han visto que cuando uno copia archivos de una computadora Windows a otra en la red dice "Restan 3 minutos para terminar..." y esos 3 minutos terminan durando 20. ¡Ya entendí por qué es! Windows es tan pesado que su gravedad provoca una curvatura en el tiempoespacio dilatando el tiempo a su alrededor y haciendo que los minutos sean guanacastecos.

lunes, 3 de noviembre de 2008

Frase del día

Mejor prevenir que amamantar.

domingo, 2 de noviembre de 2008

La vida

La vida es un queque: fácil se cocina y fácil se come... el que se embarra es porque no lo vio venir.

jueves, 28 de agosto de 2008

Frase del día

I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die

martes, 26 de agosto de 2008

Frase del día

Cuando recuerdo mi niñez, la veo pixelada.

martes, 5 de agosto de 2008

Frase del día

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. -- Salvor Hardin, "Foundation"

domingo, 13 de julio de 2008

Las Torres Gemelas

Yo ya me olvidé de las Torres Gemelas. La verdad me quedo con las gemelas Torres.

miércoles, 14 de mayo de 2008

Frase del día

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

martes, 13 de mayo de 2008

Schüttelreim Bitte!

Kentucky Schreit Ficken!!!

domingo, 4 de mayo de 2008

Frase del día

Un hombre al año no hace daño!

jueves, 1 de mayo de 2008

Frase del día

Honey, I didn't mean to say those things about your mother.

Señoras y señores, este es el post número 100 de este blog =D

lunes, 28 de abril de 2008

Frase del día

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

miércoles, 16 de abril de 2008

Vacas Locas

Al preguntarle a los expertos el porqué del síndrome de las vacas locas, la respuesta no pudo ser mejor: son vacas lecheras, imagínese lo que es que le pasen tocando las tetas todo el tiempo pero solo le suelten al toro una vez al año. ¡Cualquiera se vuelve loca!

martes, 8 de abril de 2008

Frase del día

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

lunes, 7 de abril de 2008

Frase del día

The secret of success in politics is sincerity; once you can fake that, you've got it made.

miércoles, 26 de marzo de 2008

Frase del día

Dame un beso!

sábado, 22 de marzo de 2008

Frase del día

La mujer es como la alcachofa. Hay que trabajarla bastante para llegarle al corazón :)

jueves, 13 de marzo de 2008

En referencia a que usar programas sin licencia es pecado segun la iglesia

Una vez mas la iglesia se esfuerza en atraer cada vez menos seguidores.

lunes, 3 de marzo de 2008

Abril 7

No es una fecha, es una orden.

domingo, 2 de marzo de 2008

En referencia a la depilación femenina

Al ver unas piernas medio peludillas, el compa dice: "si así está el camino, imagínese la finca!!"

Eso había que apuntarlo.

viernes, 22 de febrero de 2008

Frase del día

"No puedo pasar siete días en la misma cama."

:) que loquera

jueves, 21 de febrero de 2008

Frase del día

Ultimadamierda que coma mente.

martes, 12 de febrero de 2008

Un solo disco

Si les dijeran que a partir de hoy y por el resto de sus vidas solo van a escuchar un solo disco de música, el disco que quieran, pero solamente uno por el resto de sus vidas, ¿cuál escogerían? yo ya hice mi elección.
¿Y si solo les dejaran leer un solo libro durante el resto de sus vidas? Aunque lo pudieran leer multiples veces, solamente es un libro el que pueden escoger. En este caso yo creo tener dudas y no se aun cuál escoger, pero tengo mis preferencias marcadas.
¿Y si solamente pudieran ver una persona más? Si el mundo se derrumbara, o si fueran confinados a una isla a vivir como naufragos, pero solamente con una persona, ¿quién sería?

martes, 5 de febrero de 2008

Meme about my posts

How long does it take you to write a post?
Depends on what's on my mind at the time. It usually takes weeks for me to mature an idea enough to publish, or at least write about it. My preference for fully-fledged posts is still present even though I am not writing much lately, but that's circumstantial. My time is quite limited now. Once my idea is mature enough, it takes anywhere from one to four hours for me to write the text, format it, look for adequate pictures on the Internet and an accompanying youtube video.

How do you like to do your posts; happy, entertaining, serious, etc?
I'm usually very introspective. My posts, even though they might sound generalized, are all about me. Some times I'm as happy as a fat kid eating cake, other times I'm bordering depression, but most of the time I'm neutral, which means I focus on ideas, meanings, consequences, abstractions and the like instead of emotion. Yes, I am a neutral person, emotionally speaking I consider myself an equilibrated individual; I rarely waste energy on irrational emotions, but I do let myself feel and enjoy every single second of my experience on Earth.

when you are thinking about a post, do you think if the readers will like it or if they will be interested in it?
No.

when you know what to post; do you have an outline of the post, or do you simply sit in front of the computer and… type?
I simply type. Outlines work at a syntactic level whereas I actually build a mental framework (semantic level) which lets me write quite autonomously, almost automatically. Memes are a rare exception, since they DO have an outline, and it's predefined by someone else, but still I enjoy them too (they used to exist in the form of paper when I was a kid, they just moved to a different medium and changed their name).

do you ask for help when you make, or think about a post?
No.

how long are your posts?
There's a relation lineally dependent on the amount of time I have to play with my ideas and my computer. Actually, I have 7 large topics right now on my mind I want to write about but the lack of time stops me: for I don't like half-way ideas.

what are your posts about?
Like most people: about me, but with a bit of salt. I usually derive my experience and produce a more general topic that allows me to communicate in more depth what my opinions are, or what catches my eye.

do you like to pre-visualize your posts before you publish them?
Sure. Who doesn't?

finally; what’s a post for you?
My way to express the most fundamental mind dithering, my vibration to this universe, the line that connects my dual existence. A written projection of my N-dimensional existence.

I hope Tere gets to do this meme ;).

lunes, 4 de febrero de 2008

Mensaje para la Diputada Andrea Morales

Su acto de valentía en la asamblea la hace merecedora de mis favores. Favor contactarme para redimir el premio! Poner a caminar la asamblea a la vez que evidencia el hara-kiri del PAC me sacó las lágrimas.

lunes, 28 de enero de 2008

Physics

When in a physical relationship with a 16 year old girl, certain quantum properties prevail. For example, age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesnt matter.

Frase del día

Cuando uno suda tanta masculinidad, el rosa solo te hace ver metropolitano.
-- Yo.

domingo, 27 de enero de 2008

Frase del día

Los hombres son como el vino en barril de roble, entre más viejos mejor se ponen.
Las mujeres, en cambio, son como la leche de caja blanca.

-- Anónima (sí, fue una mujer la que lo dijo).

viernes, 25 de enero de 2008

Frase del día

Irish people are essentially Latin people who don't know how to dance - Bono


This is so true... they are good in poetry, music, guerrilla and they are all drunks. Just like Colombia!

Oh my! I Ireland.

I read it here. Perhaps those mates were just pissed as farts.

martes, 22 de enero de 2008

Por el messenger

Mr Musculo dice:
lo q quiero es hacerlo costumbre para q cuando tenga 50 años culiar con guilitas de 20

lunes, 21 de enero de 2008

105 Facts About Me.

105 Facts About Me.

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
Nope, and most likely it'll never happen.

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
I think it lasted for about 2 and a half years.

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Knowledge, yesterday.

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Of course, and the buttons got screwed. I cannot hang up or dial the digit 3.

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Last night. I'm doing it daily nowadays.

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Food and clothes. Some years ago sex was also an investment.

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Cup of coffee and an oatmeal cookie for breakfast.

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Face, skin, personality, ass (in that particular order).

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
Where the streets have no name by U2. I love living in a country where the streets have no name ;)

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Banana Republic (also known as the Bolivarian Republic of Costa Rica).

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
Sagrado Corazón de Jesús (Cartago). A ladies' highschool that got all mixed up. Lame education but I got the juice out of it.

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
ICE ICE Baby.

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
Zara.

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
AIS, almost 5 years there.

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
No.

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
Did it some time ago, to one particular guy who was messing with me. I SMS'd about 1000 phones and 2000 beepers with a message like "Joe is agonizing, please call him at XXX-XXXXX". His phone got jammed for days.

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
Tere's, almost a year ago.

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
I'd keep that as my secret, not even my pillow would know.

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
I really couldn't tell.. there's no such thing as one best friend, I have many of them.

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Subway (It used to be Taco Bell but I'm on a diet now).

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
"Of course I shave, and I'm also a virgin".

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
That'd have to be my house.

24. CAN YOU COOK?
Yes.

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
98 Volkswagen New Beetle.

26. BEST KISSER:
Hard to tell... I do have my favs but I'll keep them for myself.

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
About Christmas 2007.

28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Meat. Mostly red meats.

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Disciplined and lucky as hell.

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
It really shows when I like a girl, I'm an obvious guy. And I also happen to have a taste for women so high above me that perhaps I'll die single.

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
Bout 12 hours. Those days are totally gone.

33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
I don't really have one. Perhaps Forest Gump.

34. CAN YOU SING?
Sure!

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
I don't think I've attended to a concert before.

36. LAST KISS?
This morning.

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
300. Those guys are so hot!

38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
Peeing.

39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
Any beach hotel with all food, drinks and girls included.

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?
Desktop.

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
My brother.

45. DO YOU SMOKE?
Only when I drink a beer, and that's like every 2 months.

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
With them.

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
No one, I'm a lonely guy.

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
I don't think so, but distance really is necessary for a relationship to work.

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
None.

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Pancakes.

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
About 5 cups a day.

52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
I only eat the whites. I cook 3 or 4 whites every morning.

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
Depends on who's talking.

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
María.

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?
María as well.

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?
My phone bill.

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?
1.

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
Khakis, green shirt, brown shoes. Casual wear.

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication

Schism by Tool.

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?
I like my PB without J. If I had to pick one anyway, it'd have to be blackberry jelly.

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
On a scale from 1 to 10, I suck.

63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Kind of. Let's just say I feel safer on solid ground.

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Chocolate *drool*

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
I love maps. I'm a geo geek.

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'd never eat an unshaved one, I'm picky about cleanliness.

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
No.

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
It's got to be summer.

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
This morning :D~

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
5:15.

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
When it ends.

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
Some 4 years ago.

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
Cookie.

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
Overrated, but I still like this Sparrow fella.

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
Excercise and study.

78. BIRTHDATE?
Oct 21 1982.

79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?
An astronaut. Don't laugh. It's for real.

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?
Not right now.

87. ARE YOU SMILING?
An average of 18.75 times a day. I am smiling now.

89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
My mom. All the time.

90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
Ireland, drinking beer in a pub with Paul David Hewson and his mates.

91. WHAT HAPPENED TO 91?
Blew up!

92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
No, thankfully.

93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Not right now.

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Apple.

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?
Deep blue.

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?
No.

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?
No.

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?
No.

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
Yes.

100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?
No.

101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?
All the time, but I'm always alone.

102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Yes. Once. I hated it.

103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
No.

104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
None.

105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Post it right here and tell my friends to take a read!

martes, 15 de enero de 2008

About life

This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.

lunes, 14 de enero de 2008

Frase del día

Think like a man of action. Act like a man of thought.

viernes, 11 de enero de 2008

El caso del albañil




A los hechos me repito, esto es una catacombe.

lunes, 7 de enero de 2008

Conversación con interno de medicina

YO: y qué, qué has visto?
INTERNO: vaginas, muchas, y he tenido que palpar y palpar.
YO: me imagino que has aprendido mucho (yo pensaba en anatomía y medicina)
INTERNO: claro, me imagino que debe ser rico masturbarse con una vagina.
YO: -_-'

viernes, 4 de enero de 2008

Booooooomba!!!

Cherry says:
ayer pase por tu casa y me tiraste una computadora
Cherry says:
hoy me interne

jueves, 3 de enero de 2008

Me atendieron muy mal...

... me cago en el servicio!