Señoras y señores, este es el post número 100 de este blog =D
jueves, 1 de mayo de 2008
lunes, 28 de abril de 2008
miércoles, 16 de abril de 2008
Vacas Locas
Al preguntarle a los expertos el porqué del síndrome de las vacas locas, la respuesta no pudo ser mejor: son vacas lecheras, imagínese lo que es que le pasen tocando las tetas todo el tiempo pero solo le suelten al toro una vez al año. ¡Cualquiera se vuelve loca!
martes, 8 de abril de 2008
lunes, 7 de abril de 2008
Frase del día
The secret of success in politics is sincerity; once you can fake that, you've got it made.
miércoles, 26 de marzo de 2008
sábado, 22 de marzo de 2008
Frase del día
La mujer es como la alcachofa. Hay que trabajarla bastante para llegarle al corazón :)
jueves, 13 de marzo de 2008
En referencia a que usar programas sin licencia es pecado segun la iglesia
Una vez mas la iglesia se esfuerza en atraer cada vez menos seguidores.
lunes, 3 de marzo de 2008
domingo, 2 de marzo de 2008
En referencia a la depilación femenina
Al ver unas piernas medio peludillas, el compa dice: "si así está el camino, imagínese la finca!!"
Eso había que apuntarlo.
Eso había que apuntarlo.
viernes, 22 de febrero de 2008
jueves, 21 de febrero de 2008
martes, 12 de febrero de 2008
Un solo disco
Si les dijeran que a partir de hoy y por el resto de sus vidas solo van a escuchar un solo disco de música, el disco que quieran, pero solamente uno por el resto de sus vidas, ¿cuál escogerían? yo ya hice mi elección.
¿Y si solo les dejaran leer un solo libro durante el resto de sus vidas? Aunque lo pudieran leer multiples veces, solamente es un libro el que pueden escoger. En este caso yo creo tener dudas y no se aun cuál escoger, pero tengo mis preferencias marcadas.
¿Y si solamente pudieran ver una persona más? Si el mundo se derrumbara, o si fueran confinados a una isla a vivir como naufragos, pero solamente con una persona, ¿quién sería?
¿Y si solo les dejaran leer un solo libro durante el resto de sus vidas? Aunque lo pudieran leer multiples veces, solamente es un libro el que pueden escoger. En este caso yo creo tener dudas y no se aun cuál escoger, pero tengo mis preferencias marcadas.
¿Y si solamente pudieran ver una persona más? Si el mundo se derrumbara, o si fueran confinados a una isla a vivir como naufragos, pero solamente con una persona, ¿quién sería?
martes, 5 de febrero de 2008
Meme about my posts
How long does it take you to write a post?
Depends on what's on my mind at the time. It usually takes weeks for me to mature an idea enough to publish, or at least write about it. My preference for fully-fledged posts is still present even though I am not writing much lately, but that's circumstantial. My time is quite limited now. Once my idea is mature enough, it takes anywhere from one to four hours for me to write the text, format it, look for adequate pictures on the Internet and an accompanying youtube video.
How do you like to do your posts; happy, entertaining, serious, etc?
I'm usually very introspective. My posts, even though they might sound generalized, are all about me. Some times I'm as happy as a fat kid eating cake, other times I'm bordering depression, but most of the time I'm neutral, which means I focus on ideas, meanings, consequences, abstractions and the like instead of emotion. Yes, I am a neutral person, emotionally speaking I consider myself an equilibrated individual; I rarely waste energy on irrational emotions, but I do let myself feel and enjoy every single second of my experience on Earth.
when you are thinking about a post, do you think if the readers will like it or if they will be interested in it?
No.
when you know what to post; do you have an outline of the post, or do you simply sit in front of the computer and… type?
I simply type. Outlines work at a syntactic level whereas I actually build a mental framework (semantic level) which lets me write quite autonomously, almost automatically. Memes are a rare exception, since they DO have an outline, and it's predefined by someone else, but still I enjoy them too (they used to exist in the form of paper when I was a kid, they just moved to a different medium and changed their name).
do you ask for help when you make, or think about a post?
No.
how long are your posts?
There's a relation lineally dependent on the amount of time I have to play with my ideas and my computer. Actually, I have 7 large topics right now on my mind I want to write about but the lack of time stops me: for I don't like half-way ideas.
what are your posts about?
Like most people: about me, but with a bit of salt. I usually derive my experience and produce a more general topic that allows me to communicate in more depth what my opinions are, or what catches my eye.
do you like to pre-visualize your posts before you publish them?
Sure. Who doesn't?
finally; what’s a post for you?
My way to express the most fundamental mind dithering, my vibration to this universe, the line that connects my dual existence. A written projection of my N-dimensional existence.
I hope Tere gets to do this meme ;).
Depends on what's on my mind at the time. It usually takes weeks for me to mature an idea enough to publish, or at least write about it. My preference for fully-fledged posts is still present even though I am not writing much lately, but that's circumstantial. My time is quite limited now. Once my idea is mature enough, it takes anywhere from one to four hours for me to write the text, format it, look for adequate pictures on the Internet and an accompanying youtube video.
How do you like to do your posts; happy, entertaining, serious, etc?
I'm usually very introspective. My posts, even though they might sound generalized, are all about me. Some times I'm as happy as a fat kid eating cake, other times I'm bordering depression, but most of the time I'm neutral, which means I focus on ideas, meanings, consequences, abstractions and the like instead of emotion. Yes, I am a neutral person, emotionally speaking I consider myself an equilibrated individual; I rarely waste energy on irrational emotions, but I do let myself feel and enjoy every single second of my experience on Earth.
when you are thinking about a post, do you think if the readers will like it or if they will be interested in it?
No.
when you know what to post; do you have an outline of the post, or do you simply sit in front of the computer and… type?
I simply type. Outlines work at a syntactic level whereas I actually build a mental framework (semantic level) which lets me write quite autonomously, almost automatically. Memes are a rare exception, since they DO have an outline, and it's predefined by someone else, but still I enjoy them too (they used to exist in the form of paper when I was a kid, they just moved to a different medium and changed their name).
do you ask for help when you make, or think about a post?
No.
how long are your posts?
There's a relation lineally dependent on the amount of time I have to play with my ideas and my computer. Actually, I have 7 large topics right now on my mind I want to write about but the lack of time stops me: for I don't like half-way ideas.
what are your posts about?
Like most people: about me, but with a bit of salt. I usually derive my experience and produce a more general topic that allows me to communicate in more depth what my opinions are, or what catches my eye.
do you like to pre-visualize your posts before you publish them?
Sure. Who doesn't?
finally; what’s a post for you?
My way to express the most fundamental mind dithering, my vibration to this universe, the line that connects my dual existence. A written projection of my N-dimensional existence.
I hope Tere gets to do this meme ;).
lunes, 4 de febrero de 2008
Mensaje para la Diputada Andrea Morales
Su acto de valentía en la asamblea la hace merecedora de mis favores. Favor contactarme para redimir el premio! Poner a caminar la asamblea a la vez que evidencia el hara-kiri del PAC me sacó las lágrimas.
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